Hva jeg er sikker på ville blitt sagt

[Hilda]

Jeg og min søster(Inka) mine endte opp med å diskutere hvor grusomt det ville være å våkne opp med Alice cooper i senga etter en vill fest. Og hva ville være det føste han sa.
Det måtte jo så klart være fra en sang.

Så utvida vi det hele til en masse andre artista, og det måtte også være en sang tittel eller en strofe fra en av sangene deres. Dette er noe av det vi klarte å komme opp med.(noen er litt endret på for at det skulle bli litt morsommere)

Elvira Nikolaisen - "This is NOT my place"

Michael Jackson - "ooh!" or "Billie Jean, you're not my girl"

James Hetfield - "I disappear"

Sass Jordan - "You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen, and I think I love you!"

Judith - "Should I tolerate this???"

Pete Seeger - "Bring me my money now!"

Meat Loaf - "I would do anything, but I won't do you"

Mick Jagger - "Angie, you're beautiful. But ain't it time we said goodbye?"

Bonnie Tyler - "Turn around!"

Unni WIlhelmsen - "Can you build me a time machine, please?"

Eminem - "Guess who's back?"

Brian Johnson/ AC/DC - "I was born with a stiff.... stiff upper lip!!"

Torboneger/Hank von Helvete - "I got erection!"

Bette Midler - "I didn't want you to see me like this"

Gene Simmons - "Baaaaad habit!"

Paul Stanley - "I was made for loving you"

Peter Criss - "If never I met you, we'd never had to say goodbye"

Ace Frehley - "Shock me!!!"

Cat Eye - "You know it's never enough"

John Lennon - "Imagine all the people!"

George Harrison - "I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping"

Barbra Streisand - "Enough is enough!"

Marit Larsen - "Don't save me"

U2/Bono - "And I STILL haven't found what I'm looking for"

Motley Crüe - "Look what the cat dragged it..."

Toto - "Hold the line"

Sarah McLachlan - "How stupid could I have been??"

Rammstein - "buch dich!"

Alanis Morissette - "Thank you"

Lene Marlin - "Unforgiveable sinner"

Tracy Bonham - "Who's got the bulldog?"

Tracy Chapman - "Baby can I hold you?"

Axl Rose - "Don't cry"

Nirvana/Cobain - "Smells like.... teen spirit"

Pearl Jam - "I'm still alive"

Britney Spears - "Ooops, I did it AGAIN!"

Destiny's Child - "Nasty! Put some clothes on!"

Kylie Minouge - "Do the Locomotion!"

Nick Cave - "I'm your loverman!"

Katrina and the Wanves - "Don't get me wrong!"

Freddie Mercury - "Oh yes! I'm the great pretender!"

Stage Dolls - "Love don't bother me"

Joni Mitchell - "I wish I had a river, I could skate away on"

Leonard Cohen - "I'm your man!"

Heart/Ann Wilson - "All I wanna do is make love to you"

Dolly Parton - "Dreams do come true"

Aretha Franklin - "oh, Happy Day!"

Sam Brown - "You better stop!"

The Supremes - "Stop! In the name of love!"

Judas Priest - "Breaking the law?"

Travis - "This won't mean a thing

Katie Melua - "Call off the search"

Cutting Crew - "I just died in your arms"

The Gathering/Anneke - "You don't need to preach. You dont HAVE to love me"

Beatles - "HELP!"

ABBA - "S.O.S!"

Dixie Chicks - "Goodbye, Earl!"

Jewel - "Let's get beck to bed!"

Salt 'n Pepa - "Let's talk about sex"

Rod Stewart/The Faces - "In the morning, please don't say you love me!"

AHA - "Take on me"

Scatman - "I'm the Scatman!!"

TLC - "I don't want no scrub!"

Spice Girls - "I really, really, really want a zig a zig ah!"

Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Lights!"

Anouk - "R U Kiddin' Me???"

Linda Perry - "What's going on?"

George Michael - "Let's go outside!"

Chris Isaac - "Oooo, I wanna fall in love"

HIM - "And love says no"

Gary More - "Get over the hills and far away!"

Thin Lizzy/Phil Lynott - "Guess who just got back today?"

DumDumBoys - "Det er ikke min seng og ikke mitt tak, så definitivt ikke MIN dag"

Cher - "If I could turn back time!"

Indigo Girls/Emily Sailers - "You better get out while you can"

Indigo Girls/Amy Ray- "I'm NOT your promised one"

The Who - "Who's next?"

Pink - "Stupid girls!!"

Prince - "I just want your.... kiss!"

Robert Johnson - "Love in Vain "

Kaizers Orchestra - "Ompa til du dør?"

Anne Grete Preus - "SLIK vil jeg ha min kjærlighet!"

Pink Floyd - "Shame on you, Crazy Diamond!"

Morten Abel - "You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK."

Sugababes - "Push the button!"

Sixpence non the richer - "Kiss me!"

Christina Aguilera - "I'm beautiful, no matter what you say"

Boyzone - "You needed me"

Gwen Stefani/No Doubt - "Don't speak, I know what you're saying"

Madonna - "Like A Virgin!"

Deep Purple - "I've been mistreated!"

Daniel Powder - "BAd day!"

Marilyn Manson - "Once I ran to you. Now I'll run from you!"

Cindy Lauper - "Girls just wanna have fun!"

TNT - "Ten thousand lovers in one!"

Cardigans - "Erase and rewind!"

Craig David - "I'm walking away!"

Nina Pärsson - "I can buy you, oh yeah oh yeah"

Tom Jones - "Pussycat, pussycat"

Sheryl Crow - "You're my favourite mistake"

Bryan Adams - "Please forgive me"

Iggy Pop - " I am a passenger"

Twisted Sister - "I wanna rock!"

Tina Turner - "Steamy windows?"

Kom med forslag om du har noen

[Inka]

Resten av lista, klippet fra min egen blogg:

Skunk Anansie/Skin . "Just because you feel good, doesn't make it right"
Bjørn Eidsvåg - "Koffår? Koffår? KOFFÅR???"
Dream Theatre - "Pull me under"
The Clash - "Should I stay or should I go?"
Megadeth - "Rude Awakening!"
Lou Reed - "Oooooooo, such a perfect day!"
Shania Twain - "Looks like we made it"
Nazareth - "Love hurts"
Bertine Zetlitz - "Never had a girl like you"
Black Eyed Peas - "Where is the love?"
Ronan Keating - "You say it best when you say nothing at all"
Lisa Dalbello - "Let's tango"
Sade - "Your love is king!"
Prodigy/Maxim - "Smack my bitch up!"
Frankie goes to Hollywood - "Relax! Don't do it, when you wanna come"
Jan Eggum - "Eg vil tebake"
Lynni Trekreem - "NO vil æ færra te Mexico"
Roxette - "Come on, join the joyride!"
Smokie - "I can't cry hard enough"
Scorpions - "I'm leaving you"
Status Quo - "I saw the light"
Sting - "Do do do do da da da da"
Stevie Ray Vaughan - "May I have a talk with you?"
Tori Amos - "I'm not in love"
Tom Waits -"Only suckers fall in love with perfecy strangers"
Billy Joel -. "You may be right... I may be crazy"
Rory Gallagher - "Hands off!"
The Pretenders - "Stop your sobbing"
Ozzy Osbourne - "I guess I'll see you on the other side"
Randy Crawford - "What a difference a day makes...!"
Bruce Springsteen - "I wish I were blind"
Motorhead - "Go to hell"
Claudia Scott - "It's enough"
Karin Park - "You're a loser, I'm a weirdo"
David Bowie - "What's happening?"
Fates Warning - "Don't follow me"
Dio - "We rock!"
Elvis Prestley - "Don't be cruel"
Celine Dion: "Just walk away"
CC Cowboys: "Nå kommer jeg og tar deg"
Kaptein Sabeltann: "Nå kan jeg ta det rolig de neste hundre år."
Peter Gabriel : "Don't give up"

Kate Bush: "I'm running up that hill"

Knutsen & Ludvigsen: "Hvordan står det til?"

Trond Viggo: "Det regner hele året"

3 doors down: "let me go"

Antony and the Johnsons: "You are my sister!?!?"

Billie Holiday: "I'll be seeing you"

Dr Hook: "Sylvias mother!?!?"

Evanecense: "Hello"

Dionne Warwick: "That's what friends are for"

James Blunt: "Here we go again"

Johnny Cash: "Ring o(f)n fire"

Little Richard: "Good golly miss Molly!"

Eric Burdon: "Mother, tell your children, not to do what I have done"

Øystein Sunde: "Kjekt å ha"

Scissor Sisters: "I don't feel like dancing!"


Depeche Mode/David Gahan - "Let's play master and servant"

Bob Dylan - "Don't think twice it's allright"

The Ramones - "I wanna be sedated"

Mezzoforte - "Surprise!"

Radiohead - "You're a creep, you're a weirdo"

Samantha Fox - "Touch me, I wanna feel your body"

Matt Bianco - "Get out of my lazy bed"

Prince - "Golden rain?" (eeeew...)

[Frøydis]

[Mauser]

I den settingen synes jeg Mick Jagger summerer det opp ganske bra: I can't get no satisfaction!

[Hilda]

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