[Clubby]

If you’re on the plane or bus and somebody won’t leave you alone:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: <http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf>

Be aware that some folks just might overact to this solution.