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Røverdatter · 18-09-06, 13:05

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms .

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

DM · 18-09-06, 13:43

Claire · 18-09-06, 13:45

Maverick · 18-09-06, 17:11

Zefid · 18-09-06, 17:45

**Adrienne** · 18-09-06, 18:31

kisha · 18-09-06, 19:59

Nenne · 18-09-06, 21:02

Nå fikk jeg assosiasjoner til min avdøde grandtante Hjørdis. Det var ei dame med bein i nesa og replikken i orden.

amylin · 18-09-06, 21:08

nolo · 18-09-06, 22:03

Vidunderlig .

Teofelia · 19-09-06, 09:58

18-09-06, 13:05	#1
Røverdatter Borte Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 17.695 Blogginnlegg: 278	En vits Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms . The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

18-09-06, 19:59	#7
kisha Tar en fot av gangen Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Hvor: Havørnbyen Innlegg: 7.983	__________________ Tenk positivt.

18-09-06, 21:02	#8
Nenne Introvert optimist Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Hvor: Telemark Innlegg: 24.519 Blogginnlegg: 202	Nå fikk jeg assosiasjoner til min avdøde grandtante Hjørdis. Det var ei dame med bein i nesa og replikken i orden. __________________ Nenne Storesøster (juli -99), Storebror (mars -02), Lillebror (oktober -04)

18-09-06, 22:03	#10
nolo Fola Blakken Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 10.195 Blogginnlegg: 86	Vidunderlig . __________________ Minst en gang om dagen bør vi høre en liten sang, lese et godt dikt, se et vakkert bilde,og - om mulig - si et par fornuftige ord. (Goethe)

18-09-06, 13:43	#2
DM Live and let live Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 19.119 Blogginnlegg: 86

18-09-06, 13:45	#3
Claire Sær og kresen Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 5.587

18-09-06, 17:11	#4
Maverick Offline Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Hvor: Oslo Innlegg: 51.003 Blogginnlegg: 1281

18-09-06, 17:45	#5
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18-09-06, 18:31	#6
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18-09-06, 21:08	#9
amylin One of These Days Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 8.123 Blogginnlegg: 247

19-09-06, 09:58	#11
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