Jeg har fått meg en ny venninne!

[Ru]

Sitat:

Hello my name Anna, I think that you now not many surprise to see my
letter, I ask not a lot of time to give to me, I write to you not
simply so I want will get acquainted with you. You surprise by that
where I took yours e-mail? Certainly it not a secret and I to you will
tell later in this letter. I from Russia live I in city Cheboksary
very long time I there was one after relations and it has bothered me,
in our city there are agencies of acquaintance to me about it my very
good girlfriend which also has prompted got acquainted with the
husband from the USA through this agency, I have gone to this agency
of acquaintances and have paid money that to me have helped to find my
prince in agency I have paid 2000 roubles that to me distances yours
e-mail the address and have told that you the person which approaches
me, and here now I sit and write to you the letter, I to you wish to
tell not much about myself. To me of 30 years I like to be engaged in
fitness and volleyball very much I like to spend time on open air. I
am romantic I love classical music. Gentle and the fragile girl which
demands love and respect. I think that you interests why such
beautiful girl does not wish to find to itself the young man from the
country, certainly I can explain you it, it very simply I had
relations with the person we with it there were together 2 years while
it has not started to enjoy my trust. And after that I wish to find
the person with which is able to love and respect. Because I do not
search for short relations I wish to create the present happy family.
I hope that I knowingly have spent money in agency of acquaintances
and very much I hope that you will write me the letter. I send the
photos together with this letter and very much I hope that it is
pleasant to you. Your new friend Anna very much looks forward to
hearing from you.
Here e-mail on which you can write me the letter: annaseepeeva@gmail.com
I will be very glad to answer you back.

Hun har til og med lagt ved bilde. Smekker og lekker russisk blondine.

[Ru]

Nei, dæven!
Jeg har fått en til!

Sitat:

Hello man!
I understand, that you do not know me and I do not know you, but
probably in the future all can change. All good always occurs in the
future and I ask a few patience from you to read my letter up to the
end. In the beginning I want to be presented you and to tell a little
about my life. My name is Kristina and to me it will be very pleasant, if
you will name me so. Was born 27 years ago and all this time I live in
Russia, in city of Kazan. Now I work as the seller in shop and I very
much like my work as I every day communicate with many different
people. My life goes in regular intervals and every day is similar on
previous. I like my friends and love my family. Certainly the most
important i want to found love and my the husband to be the happiest
woman in the world. For all my life I could not meet the man to which
I could trust completely and with which I would like to connect my
life, but very much I want.
Several days ago I laid at home on a sofa and thought. Why I am
lonely? Why I cannot find my special the man? Probably I have made
nothing to be happy? Certainly I can be together with the man which I
not love, to give birth to the child and simply to be mum, but to not
be happy in the family, but I do not want it. I want to love the man
and simply be happy to be with him. Also I have thought. Why to not
try to get acquainted with the man from other country if I could not
find my special man here in Russia? Now we live in 21 century and I
know, that many people use the Internet and "Marriage agencies" to get
acquainted with suitable the man in any point globe. I do not want to
be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will
come to me. I want to do itself my life happy and have found such
marriage agency here in my city. I knew, that their help will be not
free-of-charge, but they have asked the big sum of money from me.
Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this
money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can
give to me of it. Probably my destiny to be with the man from other
country? I do not know, but I want to try to know.
They gave to me yours E-mail and have told, that you also are
interested to find the woman for a life. I think, that now you can
understand, how my letter has come to you, could learn a little about
my life and about me, but I do not know your desires and I ask to
think. We can try to build serious relations or probably simply to be
friends. If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can
understand. Nevertheless if I am interesting to you it would be very
pleasant for me to learn also a little more about you and to receive
your photos. I understand in computers not much, but I hope, that you
also can receive my photos in this letter. Certainly appearance not
the most important in the person both his private world and soul are
of great value, but nevertheless it is more pleasant to receive the
letter from the person and to see, how he looks. All this, that I
wanted to tell to you and now I shall wait only your answer. Excuse,
if I something have offended you in my letter or something has told
not correctly, but understand, that I try it for the first time and I
worry a little. Even if serious relations are not interesting to you
or I am not pleasant, simply let to me know. Ok? bye bye

[Maverick]

Åh, så søtt.
De har muligens brukt et eller annet internettoversettelsesprogram.

Betyr dette at vi ikke har en date i kveld?

[Harriet Vane]

Sitat:

If you do not have desire simply speak to me and I can
understand.

Som jeg skulle sagt det selv.

[Maverick]

Sitat:

Money - never can
give to me of it.

Noen må oversette den for meg. :forvirra:

[Salt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av alfaCharlie, her.

Noen må oversette den for meg. :forvirra:

Nevertheless I have thought and have decided to not be greedy this
money, for the sake of my happiness and my love. Money - never can
give to me of it.

Penger kan ikke gi henne happiness and love, må skjønne!

:moskovitt:

[Maverick]

Joa, jeg skjønte hva hun(?) prøvde å si. Man kan tydeligvis ikke stole på et enkelt oversettelsesprogram lenger.

[Salt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av alfaCharlie, her.

Joa, jeg skjønte hva hun(?) prøvde å si. Man kan tydeligvis ikke stole på et enkelt oversettelsesprogram lenger.

Lenger? Har man kunnet det noen gang?

[Maverick]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Salt, her.

Lenger? Har man kunnet det noen gang?

Jeg tror jeg manglet "engang" i den setningen. "Man kan ikke stole på et enkelt oversettelsesprogram engang lenger". Eller noe. Det er tydeligvis ikke dagen for å begi seg ut på språklige ekskursjoner.

[Salt]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av alfaCharlie, her.

Jeg tror jeg manglet "engang" i den setningen. "Man kan ikke stole på et enkelt oversettelsesprogram engang lenger". Eller noe. Det er tydeligvis ikke dagen for å begi seg ut på språklige ekskursjoner.

Ah. Skjønner! Er du også litt redusert i dag? :bryllup i går:

[Maverick]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Salt, her.

Ah. Skjønner! Er du også litt redusert i dag? :bryllup i går:

Nei, faktisk ikke. Har bare en blånn dag.

Hvordan gikk bryllupet? Fikk du mannen ut av landet? Var kjolen bra? Holdt den seg oppe?

[Joika]

Åååå.... jeg vil og ha venninne... :misunnelig:

[Heiko]

BM, nye venniner ønskes.

Artige greier.

"I do not want to
be lonely during my life or simply to sit and wait, when my love will
come to me."
Sånn kan det jammen sies. Jeg vil ikke være alene mens jeg venter på at min kjærlighet kommer til meg"

[Maverick]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av Heiko, her.

BM, nye venniner ønskes.

Artige greier.

Benmurphy?

[Heiko]

Opprinnelig lagt inn av alfaCharlie, her.

Benmurphy?

Var det i så fall noe galt ved det også nå?

[Heiko]

Jo flere vi er sammen jo gladere vi blir. For mine venner er dine venner, jo mere...osv

[Maverick]

Næh, jeg hadde bare forventet bedre språk fra ham.

[Heiko]

Mener du at han ville ha skrevet venninner riktig? Phø!

[Maverick]

Fnis.