Lure dikt & fjaserier

Mauser · 02-11-08, 11:16

The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
I saw the man again today
I think he is from the CIA

Har du et på lager? Fyll på i tråden!

02-11-08, 11:43

:medfjaser:
A rapist, who reeked of cheap booze,
Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes;
She cried: 'I suppose
There's no time for my clothes,
But PLEASE let me take off my shoes!

m^2 · 02-11-08, 11:48

I realize real lies with real eyes

Enhjørning · 02-11-08, 11:54

Min bestefar var kjemiker
nå er han ikke mere
for han tok feil av H2O
og H2SO4 ...

Mauser · 02-11-08, 12:05

There was a young man from Kildaire
who was fucking his girl on the stair
The bannister broke
but with a masterly stroke
he finished her off in midair

02-11-08, 14:10

Ifgøle en udnerrøksle ved
cmarbigde uinevrisett sipller
det ignen rlloe i hvliken røfgekkele
boktsvanee er.
Det estnee som er vkitig er at
fstøre og stise boksatv er på rktiig setd,
retsen kan vræe hltuer til bluter og
du kan ftotsart
Lsee uetn prblomeer.
Dtete er frodi den mnesnekliege
hrjene ikke lseer hevr boksatv for
seg slev,men odret i sin hleeht.
Mrekleig ikke snat ?

02-11-08, 14:18

En gutt og en pike fra Skreia
gikk hånd i hånd sammen i heia,
de satte seg tett
og han hvisket hett:
"Vil du ha en Big Ben ifra Freia?"

Mauser · 02-11-08, 14:49

... eller hun som ble så skuffet da hun kom til London og fant ut at Big Ben bare var ei klokke.

Mams · 03-11-08, 16:06

Little Maru held her daughter
20 minutes under water.
Not to save her many troubles
Just to se the funny bobbles.

Kom på denne fra Pusurbok tiden min.

**Skilpadda** · 03-11-08, 16:17

When in danger or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.

(Gammel signaturlinje. )

Mauser · 03-11-08, 17:03

Did you hear about the fire down at the circus? It was intense.

malena · 03-11-08, 17:18

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Fra ungdomsskoletiden.

Mauser · 03-11-08, 18:46

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Mauser · 03-11-08, 18:46

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

02-11-08, 11:16	#1
Mauser Frafallen Medlem siden: Mar 2008 Innlegg: 5.288	Lure dikt & fjaserier The other day upon the stair I saw a man who wasn't there I saw the man again today I think he is from the CIA Har du et på lager? Fyll på i tråden! __________________ You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

02-11-08, 11:43	#2
Left Passiv Innlegg: n/a	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier :medfjaser: A rapist, who reeked of cheap booze, Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes; She cried: 'I suppose There's no time for my clothes, But PLEASE let me take off my shoes!

02-11-08, 11:48	#3
m^2 Bør lage seg en tittel selv Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 14.029 Blogginnlegg: 122	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier I realize real lies with real eyes

02-11-08, 11:54	#4
Enhjørning Gullfisk Medlem siden: Feb 2007 Hvor: Bøgda Innlegg: 9.510	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier Min bestefar var kjemiker nå er han ikke mere for han tok feil av H2O og H2SO4 ... __________________ "Dewey var en fin fyr." (sitat: David Massey, HiO) Enhjørning og gutta: 02.09.69, 11.01.05 og 27.08.09

02-11-08, 12:05	#5
Mauser Frafallen Medlem siden: Mar 2008 Innlegg: 5.288	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier There was a young man from Kildaire who was fucking his girl on the stair The bannister broke but with a masterly stroke he finished her off in midair __________________ You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

02-11-08, 14:10	#6
Left Passiv Innlegg: n/a	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier Ifgøle en udnerrøksle ved cmarbigde uinevrisett sipller det ignen rlloe i hvliken røfgekkele boktsvanee er. Det estnee som er vkitig er at fstøre og stise boksatv er på rktiig setd, retsen kan vræe hltuer til bluter og du kan ftotsart Lsee uetn prblomeer. Dtete er frodi den mnesnekliege hrjene ikke lseer hevr boksatv for seg slev,men odret i sin hleeht. Mrekleig ikke snat ?

02-11-08, 14:18	#7
Left Passiv Innlegg: n/a	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier En gutt og en pike fra Skreia gikk hånd i hånd sammen i heia, de satte seg tett og han hvisket hett: "Vil du ha en Big Ben ifra Freia?"

02-11-08, 14:49	#8
Mauser Frafallen Medlem siden: Mar 2008 Innlegg: 5.288	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier ... eller hun som ble så skuffet da hun kom til London og fant ut at Big Ben bare var ei klokke. __________________ You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

03-11-08, 16:06	#9
Mams er grønn og fin. Medlem siden: Oct 2006 Hvor: Akershus Innlegg: 13.045 Blogginnlegg: 8	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier Little Maru held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her many troubles Just to se the funny bobbles. Kom på denne fra Pusurbok tiden min. __________________ Hvordan hybelkaniner formerer seg? De bestøver hverandre selvsagt.

03-11-08, 16:17	#10
Skilpadda flisespikker Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Hvor: Oslo Innlegg: 35.654 Blogginnlegg: 675	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. (Gammel signaturlinje. ) __________________ Skilpadda (mars 1970) og Datteren (des. 2002) Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

03-11-08, 17:03	#11
Mauser Frafallen Medlem siden: Mar 2008 Innlegg: 5.288	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier Did you hear about the fire down at the circus? It was intense. __________________ You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

03-11-08, 17:18	#12
malena  Medlem siden: Oct 2006 Innlegg: 5.843	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too! Fra ungdomsskoletiden. __________________ Gutta 2003 og 2005

03-11-08, 18:46	#13
Mauser Frafallen Medlem siden: Mar 2008 Innlegg: 5.288	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. __________________ You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

03-11-08, 18:46	#14
Mauser Frafallen Medlem siden: Mar 2008 Innlegg: 5.288	Sv: Lure dikt & fjaserier Atheism is a non-prophet organization. __________________ You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

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