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29-07-07, 12:14 | #1 |
Sperret
Medlem siden: Jun 2007
Hvor: Down by the water
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Himmelen!A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day." So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven." Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas." |
29-07-07, 12:19 | #2 |
Pessimistisk Optimist.
Medlem siden: Jul 2007
Hvor: Trondheim
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Sv: Himmelen!Hehe. Den var god. |
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