Vits

Tangerine · 28-01-09, 10:04

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are Way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in The White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.

Blomst · 28-01-09, 10:06

kokosbolle · 28-01-09, 10:11

Enhjørning · 28-01-09, 10:12

Røverdatter · 28-01-09, 10:14

Vanilja · 28-01-09, 11:06

Tertit · 28-01-09, 12:18

28-01-09, 10:04	#1
Tangerine Eklektisk Medlem siden: Mar 2007 Innlegg: 5.188 Blogginnlegg: 1	Vits An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are Way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in The White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.

28-01-09, 10:06	#2
Blomst nygift Medlem siden: May 2008 Hvor: beste plassen Innlegg: 2.118 Blogginnlegg: 4	Sv: Vits __________________ Det har jeg ikke gjort før, så det kan jeg helt sikkert..... Knoll & Tott 04 lykketrollet 10

28-01-09, 10:11	#3
kokosbolle Har bakt søte kaker Medlem siden: Oct 2007 Hvor: Den fineste byen Innlegg: 23.505 Blogginnlegg: 696	Sv: Vits __________________ The deadline for complaints was yesterday vinterbolle jan 2007 sommerbolle juni 2010 minibolle mai 2012

28-01-09, 10:12	#4
Enhjørning Gullfisk Medlem siden: Feb 2007 Hvor: Bøgda Innlegg: 9.510	Sv: Vits __________________ "Dewey var en fin fyr." (sitat: David Massey, HiO) Enhjørning og gutta: 02.09.69, 11.01.05 og 27.08.09

28-01-09, 10:14	#5
Røverdatter Borte Medlem siden: Sep 2006 Innlegg: 17.622 Blogginnlegg: 278	Sv: Vits __________________ Vesla (02) og Lillesøster (09) Er du alt for redd for døden, blir du redd for livet og Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

28-01-09, 11:06	#6
Vanilja Ikke fullt så fin Medlem siden: Oct 2006 Hvor: Østlandet Innlegg: 2.288 Blogginnlegg: 13	Sv: Vits __________________ Det er så lite som skal til for at en dag skal skinne. Et solstreif i form av et smil så har du gleden inne. - Jessica

28-01-09, 12:18	#7
Tertit Stort sett blid Medlem siden: Feb 2008 Hvor: Nordmøre Innlegg: 3.503	Sv: Vits __________________ Mamma til hifigutten 95 og hestejenta 97

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